Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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