Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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