jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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