I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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