You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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