i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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