Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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