The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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