Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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