Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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