Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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