"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My vagina is very pro this idea
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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