you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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