Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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