butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
dude. I can hear the air.
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