Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
3 2 1 whiskey
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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