dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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