just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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