Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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