Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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