I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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