WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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