he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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