You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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