Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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