whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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