God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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