i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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