3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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