I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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