if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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