So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
