is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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