i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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