this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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