kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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