Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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