It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
my poor anus
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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