New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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