you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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