You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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