My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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