Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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