She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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