At least make sure they are 18
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At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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