i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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