Welp...herpes.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I party with great urgency now.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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