She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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