hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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