I'm really into asian looking animals
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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