with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
