Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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