from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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