My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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