Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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