I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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