yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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