why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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