she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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