I wanna bring you to show and tell
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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